Hyper Mac The Adventures of the H-Team(FANFIC)Part I Sun Mar 21 01:12:41 1999 NOTE: There are some people here nobody here wouldn't know, so please, bear with me. One day, It was a ordinary day for H. Mac when all of a sudden... AJ: Soneec is Anti-Sonic AD! Andre: Yeah, And that Picture at the bottom proves she's anti-Sonic AD. Soneec: What? No I'm not! AJ: Oh, yeah I got proof!(shows Soneec a bunch of papers amd gives a lecture of some sort). Soneec: Oh, yeah? AJ and Andre: yeah! A big arguement starts, and with H. Mac near, he always wanted to see what happened? H. Mac(to himself): Oh, God, what happened now? H. Mac(next to the arguing trio): What the heck is going on? AJ(angrily): None of your business, PSX! H. Mac: err... never mind. Soneec: He thinks that I'm Anti-Sonic AD! H. Mac: But I thought you said all this anti-Sonic AD stuff was a bunch of sh... AJ: Another Anti-Sonic AD! H. Mac: What!? AJ: That's it, I can't take anymore of this! Andre, get the Anti-Sonic ADizer H. Mac and Soneec: The what? AJ: Prepare to become my slave, Soneec!(shoots her with the Anti-Sonic ADizer (Soneec screams, but only for a second) Soneec(in monotone): I'm Anti-Sonic AD, your highness. AJ and Andre: Huh? Soneec(Now as AJ's Slave): I bow low to the Anti-Sonic AD Lord. AJ: Andre, do you realize what we could do with this? Andre: Uh, make a lot of people Anti-Sonic AD? AJ: Besides that, we can shoot this at anyone, and they'll become our slaves! WE could take over the world, perhaps, the ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Andre: Knew it all along. AJ: Now who should be our next slave? Andre: How 'bout Hyper Mac? AJ: Yes, we should make this Pro-Sonic AD our next slave. H. Mac: I think not, AJ.(Escapes to safety by leaving out of the door that was opened) Aj: Dang, I knew I should've closed that door. Andre: Now what are we gonna do? AJ: Do what we should've done a long time ago, get that Hyper Mac! Andre: But can we make slaves out of the people here, too? AJ: (sighs) I suppose so. Their not Anti-Sonic AD Anyway. Meanwhile... Back in San Antonio, H. Mac: I gotta tell the others about AJ's plan and find a way to stop him, but how? TO BE CONTIUED...... Hyper Mac The Adventures of the H-Team(FANFIC) Part II Sun Mar 21 11:43:17 1999 As our hero tries to find help, AJ and Andre are cooking up a ingenious plan to take over the world. AJ: Hmm, now how should we start our invasion plan? Andre: Hey! I thought we were gonna get the other Pro-Sonic AD people first! AJ: Oh, yeah! Let's do that first! Soneec(under AJ's control): What should we do, master? AJ: Let's get everyone that goes to SOSTH to be Anti-Sonic AD! Andre: But what about the people that don't? AJ: Andre, why do you have to ask all these questions? I'm trying to make a plan here! Andre: Sorry, sir. AJ: And I know just who to start of with, YARHARHAR!!! (Laughs like a evil, mad scientist). Later, at SOSTH, Miles P.: Hmm, that's odd, AJ, Andre, and Soneec aren't fighting as usual. Yarharhar: Maybe they finally listened to me for once. (AJ, Andre, and Soneec come bustinng through the door) Miles: Hey Soneec! Soneec(In monotone): Back off, you Pro-Sonic AD Miles: Huh? SecMan: err, Soneec, are you okay? Soneec: Yes. Now go away. Yarharhar: Something's not right... Soneec: I SAID everything's okay, so now GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE BEFORE YOU ALMOST BECOME ANTI-SONIC AD LIKE I DID! AJ: NOOOOO!!, it can't be! The Anti-Sonic ADizer wasn't strong enough to make someone your slave forever! Andre: How 'bout turning up the power on it? AJ(thinking for a moment): Of course! Why didn't I think of that?(turns the knob on the ADizer to medium) Mike(just coming in): What's going on? AJ: You're gonna all be my slaves, that's what! (AJ shoots like crazy. Everybody avoids his shots by just standing. Everything at SOSTH is destroyed). SecMan: The least you can do is to aim at us. AJ: Shut up, man. Andre: My site!!! AJ: Who cares about your site? We need more power!! Andre: But we're out of ammo, thanks to your lousy aim. AJ: SHUT UP!(Shoots Andre on last round of ammo). Andre: You're are so great, AJ. Mike: Uh... what just happened here? Soneec: I'll explain later, but right now, let's find H. Mac and get out of here! Miles P.: I'm going with Soneec's plan. This place's a mess. Yarharhar: Why don't we all go with Soneec before that crazy fool tries to shoot us. SecMan: Unless AJ's shooting, we don't have to worry. Mike: C'mon! We don't have time! Let's get out of here! (Soneec, SecMan, Yarharhar, Miles P., and Mike leave out of the now burnt up SOSTH). AJ: Oooh, those Pro-Sonic AD are gonna pay! Let's go to San Antonio and kill that Hyper Mac! Andre: Yeah, Master! AJ: Using my Geeckar, we can get their faster than you can say Hyper-Carcass! AJ: Say Goodbye, H. Mac, 'cause when I get to San Antonio, it's a visit that you'll never forget! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! What will become of our heros? Could this be the plan for the end of Hyper Mac? TO BE CONTIUED.... Hyper Mac The Ad. of the H-Team Part III(FANFIC) Sun Mar 21 17:45:45 1999 As our heros try to get to San Antonio, they come upon a unpleasant suprise... Miles: Hurry!! San Antonio is just 5 miles from here! Soneec: I'm trying! Hold... What the hell?! (A dark, though simliar figure is in the middle of the road). Soneec(Stopping the van): What the hell is that doing... SAMANTHA! SecMan: Oh, great, just what we needed. Samantha(Jumping on the windshield): No!!! Don't hurt my AJ! Soneec: Get out of the way, scank. Can't you see we're trying to save the world? Samantha: No! and i don't care! dont hurt my aj! Miles: Oh, man! Now we won't be able to get there on time! Mike: Plus Samantha! Samantha: now that I have your atention you shoukd be controled boy me! SecMan: Not another pyshco! Samantha: you should nt never said that, sekman. now you die like smellu hypy mac!(Does some weird hypotnism thing on all of them.) All 5 of them: You our our master, samantha. Samantha(talking to AJ on walkie-talkie): now i have them all under my control now, aj! AJ(over walkie-talkie): Excellent work, Samantha. Now we should've done what we should've done a long time ago, KILL ALL OF THEM!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Someone: Think again, Sammy Twut! Someone 2: Prepare to die, Sam! (Zac and Shorty drop from a helicopter). Samantha: shorty and zac? it cant be! Shorty: Shut up, bitch. Leave all of them alone or be an idiot and don't. Samantha: what'cha gonna do short! Shorty: This...SONIC!!! Samanntha: Ha! nnow that i have me stupidizer 4000dx3, i'm invulernable to your insults! Zac: Oh yeah? How 'bout this!?(Shoots a extremly powerful plasma-laser) Samantha: Nooooooo111!!!! pie! pie! byeee!!! tyie3!! sj13~!!!(Then she explodes) Yarharhar(normal now): What happened? Zac: To tell you the truth, All 5 of you have been under control by Samantha. SecMan: By Samantha!? Soneec: A evil person is on the loose and I already been in control of some maniac twice! Miles: Anyway, we gotta get to San Antonio! Shorty: San Antonio, but why? Mike: It's a LONG story.... Meanwhile, at H. Mac's school... AJ: Is this the right school? Andre: Yeah, Who else would name their school Woodlake Hill? AJ: It's Woodlake Hills moron, now hurry up, we gotta go in there and get rid of all the adults there. Andre: Adults? but why? AJ: You see, if I get rid of all of the adults, there will be no one to supervise over them, and the way that 12-year-olds act, we can make them our slaves in no time! Andre: And Kill Hyper Mac! AJ: Yes, Andre, and kill Hyper Mac, and capture his girlfriend, annd then rape her! Andre: But what if he doesn't have one? AJ: Then we'll do the same, only we'll get the girl he likes. Andre: But what if he's gay? Will we rape him too? (AJ Punches Andre) AJ: OF COURSE NOT! FROM THIS POINT ON, NO MORE QUESTIONS! Andre: Whatever. AJ: NoW for the device!(plants a small microchip to the door of the school.) Andre: Uh... AJ: And just in case you wanted to know, this little Microchip has enough power to make a entire empire disappear! And whatever disappears, it never comes back! NEVER! Andre: Wow, why couldn't we just use this onn Hyper Mac? AJ(Punches Andre): That would be too easy. Anyway, it would be too powerful to just use on one person. Andre: Oh. And why did you have to punch me? AJ(punches Andre): I said NO MORE QUESTIONS! Now, all I have to do is press this button and every teacher and principal in this school will be gone! HAHAHAHA!!! AJ Presses the button and just like he said, every teacher and principal at Woodlake Hills disappeared! AJ: Now, those stupid 12-year-olds will see what life is all about! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! But what our villian doesn't know is behind the walls of Woodlake Hills aren't your average 12-year-olds..... To Be Contiued..... H. Mac The Adv. Of the H-Team Pt. 4(Fanfic) Thu Apr 8 20:00:21 1999 As we last saw our heros, they were about to get to Woodlake Hills. Miles: Almost there!! SonKnuck: Oh, Boy! Can't wait to get that AJ! Riochet: Yeah! Mike: At least we don't have to worry about... AAAAAHHHH!!!! Samantha Pops out of nowhere Sam: Ha! you thoght u got wid of my! Soneec: NOO!!! IT CAN'T BE!! Shorty: I thought we destroyed you! Sam: NO! im indurstable! Zac: NNNOOO!!!! Yarharhar: I thought you were gone after we attacked you! Sam: rell, im back with knew wepon, latera! Riochet: What!? Big, dark, ugly thing pops out of nowhere. Latera: BOLOCK ONHOM!!!(Explosion takes place) Riochet: Dang! It's powerful!! Zac: What can we do? Soneec: I have no idea, but we better think of something fast! Riochet: Let me try to destroy it with my Laser!!(Shoots a very powerful weapon at it) Latera: ssssssSSSSSSSsssssSSSSSTTTTToooooPPPP!!!!!!(Very big explosion takes place). Riochet: Owwww! Yarharhar: She's invulernable!!! There's no hope!! Miles: I think Samantha has got us now... Soneec: Hell, no! When was the last time...(Latera picks her up) Latera: I LOKE HOM! Soneec: What!? Mike: Oh, no, it's gonna eat Soneec! H. Mac: What the heck is going on??!!! Latera puts down Soneec Latera: SSSSTTTTOPPSSTOTPSSSOTTSTPSSSSOTTOSSSTTTOTTOSSsssstttoposstsstototpsds!@!!!!! Latera Explodes Sam: NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!! H. Mac: Samantha!!?? I thought you were dead! Sam: no im not hiper! H. Mac: Well, prepare to die!!(Shoots a powerful missle at her). Sam: nononoopoizshbvkjajvgauivfagflsadhfglkas;fouisfgiuasgfkjasgfpiepiepiepiepiepiepiepiepie!!!!!!(then explodes) Yarharhar: Yohoo!!! Zac: Let's hope that's the end of her. SonKnuck: Let's pray and hope... Meanwhile at Woodlake Hills... AJ: Ha! Our plan was a succes! Andre: Yeah! AJ: Now we can take all of the little kids... (People are screaming everywhere) LynoG:(Punching some guy) AJ: WHat the hell is going on? Andre: Looks like a fight. AJ: I knew that! Molp: Leave me alone! So I hate black people and Think that the world is should white, and i;m a kep! LynoG Keeps punching him. AJ: That guy's weak! Look at him! Look at the way he punches!! Andre: Uhh, AJ.. AJ: I can do better than him! Andre: AJ... AJ: Anyway, he's younger than me. I can beat him up anytime! Andre: AJ!!! AJ: What, Andre!!!!??? Andre: He's behind you!! LynoG punches AJ through a window and some cars. AJ: OwwwWWwwwWWwwWWwwWWwwWWwwWWww... LynoG: Damn geek... Andre(outside): Are you okay, AJ? AJ(slurred up and nearly unconsius): I think we should leave this school for a while and find H. Mac. Andre: I agree, and can I drive this time? AJ Punches Andre. AJ: What did I tell you!? Andre: Don't ask questions... Meanwhile, at Hyper Mac's house... H. Mac: So he's trying to kill me and take over world by taking control of my friends?! Mike: Basically, yeah. H. Mac: Good luck! Riochet: Huh? Why did you say that? H. Mac: The 7th graders of Woodlak Hills have a history of being tough, very tough. Soneec: So?! H. Mac: AJ and Andre couldn't even take them under their command if they had the toughest weapon on the planet! SonKnuck: So basically what you're saying that they can actually beat AJ and Andre at their own game? H. Mac: Yeah... Shorty: And they could possibly help us defeat AJ? H. Mac: Well... Miles: And restore world peace? H. Mac: Probably... Yarharhar: And possibly start a series of wacky adventures defeating against Samantha and Cornelius the PS and... H. Mac: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PEOPLE, LET ME SPEAK!!! (all of a sudden, it's quiet). H. Mac: Yes, maybe they can help us... Soneec: Well then, Let's go! Everyone hops in the van. H. Mac: Well, I guess it's possible... Meanwhile, somewhere in San Antonio... AJ: There's got to be a way to beat them son of a bitches! Andre:(looking at a CD) N'Sync? They Suck! Some girl: No they don't! Andre: Yes they do! Some Girl: Do not! Andre: Do too! (rguing between Andre and the girl takes place) AJ: Shut up! I'm trying to think! N'Sync CD falls into the Anti-Sonic ADizer. AJ: For the last time, SHUT UP!!!! (shoots the ADizer at the girl) Girl:(in monotone) I LOVE N'SYNC AJ: Wait, this gives me an idea! AJ grabs a lot of CD's and tapes. Andre: WWhat are we gonna do? AJ: I'll tell you what, TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! TO BE CONTINUED....